Jay-Z, Beyonce Visit with Obama Assures Impeachment
This is the break in the case! It's worse than the Clintons and the Lincoln Bedroom -- at least most of those people were white! Obama had Jay-Z and Beyonce over to the White House and let Jay-Z sit in the seat of power in the situation room, where he called an air-strike on Noel Gallagher.
The rapper was also allowed to Twitter state secrets.
Weasel Zippers complains, "I can already hear the left gushing over how cool Obama is," and notes the similarity between a ring Jay-Z made with his hands and an Obama poster.
Connect the dots, people! They tried to warn us this would happen.
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