Joe Biden: A Poem

Joe Biden: A Poem

January 9, 2008

Joe Biden: A Poem

While Hillary conjures tears, Obama delivers feel-special sermons, and Edwards pretends he's tough, Joe Biden goes home*, having received 628 New Hampshire votes**.

But let it be known: The verbose man from Delaware with hair plugs delivered the single greatest line of the campaign. Of Giuliani, he said, "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence—a noun, a verb, and 9/11."

For this, the Chairman deserves a cheer. To you, Joe: Rah!

*Sen. Biden officially dropped out of the race after capturing .92 of the Iowa vote.

** With 96 percent of precincts reporting.

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