Just Say Yes
New York City is being invaded by hordes of violent radicals with no real agenda other than socking it to the government and smashing the statethe "welfare state," that is, by which they mean social security, the education and health systems, and everything else the government funds except war. They are extremely dangerous, and have been known to send many thousands to die in support of their Revelations-inspired concept of "strategy" and to strip (nearly) everyone else of rights, money, and pride.
Indeed, these thugswho, like other less dangerous gangs, wear easily identifiable colors (khaki, navy blue)are violent. But we mustn't stoop to their levelfighting mano a mano would be like throwing blood at a vampire.
Chances are you already have your own plan for dealing with the RNC bloodsuckers. If not, rncnotwelcome.org, rncguide.com, unitedforpeace.org, and imagine04.org are among the sites that can hook you up with the hundreds of protest and infiltration activities planned from August 29 (the main protest day) through September 2. Whatever you do, you might want to to sign up with txtmob.com to get instant updates on your cell phone regarding scheduled and spontaneous actions, police movements, etc.
If infiltration is your style, to get into Madison Square Garden itself you have to have a press pass or be one of the thousands of RNC volunteersof whom, rumor has it, at least a few hundred only look like Republicans. There are dozens of other venues and parties that will be much easier to sneak into (again, see rncguide.com). What to do once inside? Hint: billionairesforbush.com. And if you want to infiltrate and nothing else works (note: shameless plug coming up) you can become an official RNC tour guide (theyesmen.org/makeover/).
There are also a number of actions we haven't found widely listed but that could be great fun to join (or even initiate). For example:
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