Ladies, There Are Many Delights Which Await You at the Beach This Summer
Here is but one. We call it "Ponytail Surveys Realm"... (The photo, after the jump, is worth it. Promise.)
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For this particular fellow, head to Brighton Beach. We hear that in between posing for romance novel covers, our eligible bachelor enjoys pierogies, long walks in the sand, and clenching his buttocks into perfect, supple spheres.
Per the photographer, Brighton Beach is much preferred to Coney Island for the awesome people hanging out, which obviously includes this "swan-like thong vision." Make a note!
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