Lady Hides Drugs in Special Lady Place

Lady Hides Drugs in Special Lady Place

Today, in places to hide things (or, as the case may be, places not to hide things): A pregnant Cincinnati jail inmate with the auspicious name of January Newport was being prepped for a C-section when nurses found she'd hidden "some 15 pills used to treat anxiety," um, you know, up there. Which kinda makes sense, in a way -- pregnancy is stressful! She, of course, falls short of the guy in Florida who hid someone else's cocaine in his own butt. Pretty hard to top that.


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