Lady Hides Drugs in Special Lady Place
Today, in places to hide things (or, as the case may be, places not to hide things): A pregnant Cincinnati jail inmate with the auspicious name of January Newport was being prepped for a C-section when nurses found she'd hidden "some 15 pills used to treat anxiety," um, you know, up there. Which kinda makes sense, in a way -- pregnancy is stressful! She, of course, falls short of the guy in Florida who hid someone else's cocaine in his own butt. Pretty hard to top that.
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