Latest in Mel Gibson Audio Rants: "I Deserve to Be Blown, First"
RadarOnline delivers the next installment in the ever-enthralling/disturbing Mel Gibson documentary rant series (a/k/a, "Scenes From a Career Implosion"), and in this one, which is blessedly half the length of the last, he pants a lot, asks the presumably rhetorical question, "How dare you act like such a bitch, when I'm being so fucking nice?" and claims it was "his mistake" for not waking girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva up "and saying, BLOW ME, BITCH!" instead of letting her sleep.
Favorite quote from this one: "I deserve to be blown, first, before the fucking jacuzzi. I'll burn the goddamn house down -- but blow me first! How DARE you!"
Other things we learn: Mel just wants his daughter and a maid; Oksana didn't make her own bed; and he does have a therapist, although something's clearly not working there.
Also: "It's over...now!" (We hope so; how many more of these can we take?). Gibson's being investigated on domestic violence allegations by the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.
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