'Mass Naked Happening'
February 1, 1968
I have seen the futureand it doesn't work.
According to a telegram which arrived at the office late Friday afternoon, "JAPANESE SCULPTRESS KUSAMA WILL STAGE A SPECTATULAR MASS NAKED HAPPENING AT THE GYMNASIUM 420 EAST 71 STREET NEW YORK CITY AT 10 PM THIS FRIDAY JANUARY 26."
"Those things never start on time," I was informed.
So I showed up about 10.40 just as the first young man slipped off this shirt and pants. Within seconds half a dozen young men joined him, all body-painted, all well-lit by the over-lapping flash of photographer's bulbs.
On a stage at the far end of the gym, the Group Image was performing against a huge backdrop of multiple-projections. It isn't accurate to say they play extremely loudlylike many groups, they don't seem to make sound at all, but to have entered another sensory dimension altogether. Movies were projected on several screens hung from the ceiling, moving lights dappled the walls, and from time to time strips of paper were thrown from the balcony. Two or three hundred hippiesthe term is still valid in certain environmentswere dancing in various stages of consciousness.
And in a kind of pen at the entrance-end of the gym, about the size of a boxing ring, with fluorescent posts at the corners and a C-movie projected on a screen at the back, the naked dancing continuednow 10 or 12 young men, and a few on the main dance floor itself.
"Put your clothes on," the owner of the Gymnasium vainly implored, but suddenly, in a heterosexual followup to last week's naked happening at the Palm Gardens, a fleshy blonde girl stroke naked into the pen, and the crowd, merely curious up to this point, clustered quickly around the area. The girl danced for a few minutes, then disappeared as quickly as she'd comeinto clothes and into newsprint.
A little later, another girl lay down in a corner of the pen and casually smoked a dubious cigarette as her boy-friend gently lifted her skirt and deftly paintedbut not so deftly that it didn't ticklewhat John Cleland referred to as "nether lips." Eastman-Kodak stock must have jumped at least a point, and a Time reporter, more indignant than curious, asked "is this what's going on in New York?"
For the next hour or so the over-30 reporters and photographers waited around, Marty-like, for more what used to be called "action." But finally Kusama admitted that that was pretty much it for the evening, and she seemed as disappointed as anyone.
Actually, I'd very much wanted to like it. On the way up to the subway, I vowed not to use the banal and obvious jokes like telling boys from girls who having it up the here with nudity. After all, everyone had said that the Ann Halprin dance concert at Hunter College last year was exhilarating and liberating, many people in our time regard utopia as a sexual rather than a social ideal, and we have been told that the younger generation is finally overthrowing 2500 years of Platonic idealism in favor of tactility. This was to be a glimpse of the unrepressed future. Animal vitality and acceptance would sweep the world. Que viva body mysticism!
But how sad and depressing it was. The utopian fantasies, collapsed, and somewhere in between the titillated media and the post-civilization on 71st Street lay hopes that this was not to be the way of all flesh.
For the most disturbing thing about the evening was its complete sense of unreality. At first I thought they might be laughing at how serious everyone was getting about such a trivial thingwow, we just take off our clothes and people write articles about the "glimpses of the unrepressed future." But they weren't putting us on, they weren't even there. It was very much like one of those press conferences at which a public figure makes statements for television cameramen. The cameramen are bored, the public figure is just putting on his act for the camerasthe "reality" of the event, its essence, when it actually "happens," is when the film is shown on television six or eight hours later.
Similarly, the reality of the "mass naked happening" seemed to lie in the media, in the pictures, in the gesturewhich meant nothing except insofar as it was reported. I felt at first that it would be unfair to comment as a voyeur, that one would have to swing with it in order to understand it (another Voice reporter arrested), but the only reality of the situation WAS voyeurism. We had achieved a situation in which the voyeur was more real than what he observed.
For the sceneor at least this one example of it, which we can only hope is an exceptionseemed like nothing so much as those futuristic movies (some of which were projected on the screens) full of pale, emotionless zombies. The participants were obviously in a state of ecstasybut it seemed such a solipsistic, masturbatory ecstasy that the pleasure-principle itself may need re-definition. What a sad and lonely and disembodied ecstasy.
When telegrams announce the arrival of the Noble Savage, tactility has become the final abstraction.
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