"Mayonnaise -- it's the schmaltz of our lives."
Meshugene Men! Featuring Miss Amy Sedaris! Brought to you by the geniuses behind the New York Times Weekender parody! So what if you've already seen it, it's lunchtime and we've already posted 1,200 words.
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