Mike Bloomberg to Clean Up All That Horse Poo, Maybe

Mike Bloomberg to Clean Up All That Horse Poo, Maybe

You ask, and you shall receive. After the New York Post's very important exclusive on all that yucky horse excrement detracting from the drunken revelry of the Lower East Side, Mayor Bloomberg has heard the people's cry, and said what he always says when the people cry: "It is one of these things of just resources, and we'll take a look at it and see if there is some way to do it."

So, some lucky soul, and, we're sure, not Mayor Bloomberg himself (he is very busy), will have the glorious duty of picking up all that crap. Oh, there will be unabashed and riotous dancing in the poop-free streets!

Hizzoner steps in horse snit [NYP]


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