Mitt Romney's Five Sons Don't Drink, Don't Smoke, And Really Love Their Dad. They're Terrifying
The Romney-bots have arrived.
Mitt Romney's five adult sons have been making the cable news rounds leading up to the Republican National Convention -- which has cued TV news hosts to go to great lengths to get the men to say at least one bad thing about their old man.
Despite the valiant efforts, both CNN's Piers Morgan and Fox News' Megyn Kelly failed miserably -- all that could be extracted from the five bright-eyed Romney-bots is that they're beefcakes, they don't smoke, don't drink, don't use profanity, don't "womanize," and they really, really (really) love their dad.
Simply put, they're terrifying and can't be trusted.
Watch an interview with the brothers Romney below -- we're pretty sure they never blink.
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