Muslin Obama Makes America Muslin, Rightbloggers Cry
President Obama is going to the Middle East and has been smoothing his own way with uplift chat. For example, he recently said that "if you actually took the number of Muslim Americans [in America], we'd be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world." Then he sang, "It's a Small World."
But what you and we see as harmless political boilerplate, rightbloggers and conservative columnists of course see as muslin treason.
"In what sense can any rational person consider the United States to be a Muslim country?" says PowerLine. "He's tired of being President already... now he wants to be 'Caliph,'" says The Astute Bloggers. "Is it any wonder why President Hussein hasn't condemned the Muslim killer of the Army recruiter?" says Jammie Wearing Fool. "Hussein calls this a Muslim country and trust me, you won't hear a peep from the left. They'll just ridicule us for being paranoid." (We believe Mr. Fool can take this prediction to the bank.)
"Obama practices taqiyya on French TV," says Pajamas Media mogul Roger L. Simon. And inaccurate taqiyya at that: "According to Wikipedia," says Simon, furiously re-tucking his shirt, "the US ranks thirty-eighth with a Muslim population of some 4.5 million (about one and half percent of our population)." Don't call Roger L. Simon's America muslin, Mr. "President"! Further working his research skillz, Simon informs us that "WikiIslam defines [taqiyya] as 'sanctified hypocrisy.' That is Barak Obama to a T."
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RedState's Dan Spencer won't dispute Barry Hussein Soetoro's demographic math -- "Obama may be technically correct" -- focusing instead on the important news that "Obama rebrands America as Muslim" and "Now that he is President, Obama is no longer hiding from his Muslim heritage." Spencer claims he's cool with that: "What is important to me is that our leaders have some religious belief," so who cares is OBAMA IS A MUSLIM? A BIG FAT MUSLIM JUST LIKE WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN SAYING? P.S. Hitlery munches rugs.
"When I started posting about Obama's religious Muslim background in January of 2007," comes the cawing from the padded cell marked Atlas Shrugs, "every epithet was hurled at me from the left and mainstream circles... I continued to post through 2007 and 2008 evidence of his Islamic religious birth, his extremist Muslim family and his Islamic schooling. Terrorists supported him. There were the phone banks in Gaza..." And now, through a slip of a speechwriter's tongue, Atlas Shrugs is vindicated! Storm the formerly-White House! Bring silver bullets!
It's all part of Obama's evil plan as Post columnist Ralph Peters lays it out: "With top tour dates in Egypt and Saudi Arabia, the political message is clear: President George W. Bush is gone, democracy's an annoyance, human rights apply only to Gitmo inmates and America owes the Middle East confessions, concessions and apologies." Enjoy your dhimmitude, all you sheeple who voted for Muslin Barry! True patriots will be Going Galt in Idaho survivalist treehouses and plotting Tea Parties.
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