Mysteries: Why Can't the Huge-Donged Financial District Dude Get Laid?

Mysteries: Why Can't the Huge-Donged Financial District Dude Get Laid?

Today in questions that are rhetorical to everyone but the asker, we have a "big boned" 33-year-old fellow from the Wall Street area who used to be a bit on the heavy side but now sports a 32-inch waist ... yet is "somehow, some way, getting laid less."

He's taken his query to Craigslist Missed Connections, where surely he will find a lot of helpful responses to why he is being rejected even "by size 12 having large women," but we'd like to throw it out to the crowd here as well. We do find his self-reflective "it was a single year where I gained the weight for a lot of different reasons" endearing in a been-there, done-that kind of way.

Mysteries: Why Can't the Huge-Donged Financial District Dude Get Laid?

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