Nestle Crunch Info Line Joke is Fun
Is blogging journalism? Who cares? If you call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 800-295-0051, you will be given the opportunity, after the English and Spanish prompts, to choose Pig Latin. Thereafter come a variety of funsies. It ain't Oscar Wilde and it ain't new, but it is Monday and you probably need this as much as we did.
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