New Lohan Reality Show Inexplicably Sets Out to Prove They Don't Have Crazy Lives
Of all the things we want and need in this world, a Lohan family reality show (yes, another one) is not on that list. But as it goes, while we don't always get what we want, we oft get what we never asked for and didn't have even the vaguest desire for in the first place. The latest possible reality ode to Lohan, reports the Post, is focused on Mom Dina and the slightly less exposed Lohan sibs, with Lindsay only making the odd cameo appearance when not otherwise occupied with her
film-and-fashion trial schedule. (Keep an eye out for her media-savvy SCRAM's debut!)
Meanwhile, Dad Michael is completely, dramatically banned after the latest in his tweet-ventures and being an insane person antics, which means they'll probably give him a walk-on after the show tanks the first couple of episodes.
The purpose of the program is to "prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don't have the crazy lives that some people claim we do," says Dina, completely missing the point that having a reality show prevents you from ever calling your life "not crazy." Still, if the fam's recent drama over a Carvel ice cream cake is any indication, Living Lohan Part Deux could be more exciting (see: cringeworthy to the point of physical pain) than Countess LuAnn's musical debut.
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