Obama Election Certified Today -- Unless Patriots Act!
The electoral college results will be certified in Congress today -- leaving scant time to get your government representatives to formally protest the so-called "election" of "Barry Soetoro, a/k/a Barack Hussein Obama" on the grounds that he is not a U.S. citizen. But all is not lost! RenewAmerica announces that "Chief Justice John Roberts has sent a full-throated challenge of Barack Obama's presidential eligibility to conference." You haven't heard of this because the Lieberal MSM doesn't want you to, but be prepared with your shootin' irons to defend Liberty when this deal goes down.
Meanwhile, Dave Weigel finds some senators have been sending encouraging (form) letters to the patriots who ask them to investigate the foreigner Obama. "Thank you for contacting me with concerns about President-elect Barack Obama's citizenship status," writes Louisiana Republican David Vitter, who says he will "continue to monitor this situation and any cases on this matter in our courts." Jeff Sessions of Alabama says that "Senate ethics rules preclude me from becoming personally involved in pending litigation. I sincerely hope this matter can be fully and promptly resolved by the courts." Yee-haw! We allus knowed he din't look lahk no citizen, iff'n yew know whut we means! (Pushes in nose.)
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