On The Red Carpet
Richard Roeper has the charisma of a traffic cone and the intellect of damp tofu. Sally Kirkland is completely out of her mind, but I'm kind of loving her see-thru Dracula number. Still, I'm thinking maybe I should kill the next hour watching The Chronicles of Riddick on TBS. But wait! J-Lo. Did she just say she's here to "support the foo-makers' community?"