Pardon Us, Mr. President

The notion that the Bush administration has accomplished nothing in its almost five years in office is totally without merit, as proven by yesterday's White House event in which the president pardoned two turkeys from the Thanksgiving dinner table. The president has now been able to pardon eight turkeys:

Marshmallow

Yam

Biscuits

Gravy

Stars

Katie

Liberty

Freedom

Back when he was Texas governor, the president wasn't in such a pardoning mood. Hence, also missing from the Thanksgiving table this year are:

Claude Jones

Daniel Hittle

Garry Miller

Tony Chambers

Stacey Lawton

Miguel Flores

Jeffery Dillingham

Ricky McGinn

Jeffery Caldwell

David Gibbs

Richard Jones

John Satterwhite

Oliver Cruz

Brian Roberson

Juan Soria

Orien Joiner

Jessy San Miguel

Gary Graham

Paul Nuncio

John Burks

Thomas Mason

Robert Carter

James Clayton

Richard Foster

James Richardson

Michael McBride

William Kitchens

Tommy Jackson

Timothy Gribble

Ponchai Wilkerson

Odell Barnes, Jr.

Betty Beets

Cornelius Goss

James Moreland

Glen McGinnis

Billy Hughes, Jr.

Larry Robison

David Hicks

Spencer Goodman

Earl Heiselbetz, Jr.

Sammie Felder, Jr.

Robert Atworth

James Beathard

David Long

Jose Gutierrez

John Lamb

Desmond Jennings

Domingo Cantu, Jr.

Jerry McFadden

Alvin Crane

Richard Smith

William Davis

Willis Barnes

Raymond Jones

Joe Trevino, Jr.

James Earhart

Kenneth Dunn

Charles Boyd

Ricky Blackmon

Tyrone Fuller

Charles Tuttle

Joseph Faulder

William Little

Clydell Coleman

Jose De La Cruz

Aaron Foust

Excell White

Charles Rector

Norman Green

Andrew Cantu

Danny Barber

George Cordova

Martin Vega

Troy Farris

John Moody

James Meanes

Jeff Emery

Daniel Corwin

Kenneth McDuff

Jonathan Nobles

Javier Cruz

David Castillo

Delbert Teague, Jr.

Genaro Camacho, Jr.

Leopoldo Narvaiz

Johnny Pyles

Clifford Boggess

Pedro Muniz

Robert Carter

Frank McFarland

Lesley Gosch

Joseph Cannon

Jerry Hogue

Steven Renfro

Karla Tucker

Michael Lockhart

Charlie Livingston

Michael Sharp

Aaron Fuller

Aua Lauti

Kenneth Ransom

Ricky Green

Dwight Adanandus

John Cockrum

Benjamin Stone

Jessel Turner

James Davis

Robert West, Jr.

Irineo Montoya

Eddie Johnson

David Stoker

Earl Behringer

Davis Losada

Dorsie Johnson, Jr.

Kenneth Harris

Patrick Rogers

Robert Madden

Larry White

Bruce Callins

Clarence Lackey

Richard Drinkard

Clifton Belyeu

Anthony Westley

Terry Washington

Ernest Baldree

Benjamin Boyle

Kenneth Gentry

Billy Woods

David Spence

David Herman

John Barefield

Richard Brimage, Jr.

Joe Gonzales, Jr.

Kenneth Granviel

Leo Jenkins

James Briddle

Esequel Banda

Hai Vuong

Bernard Amos

Harold Lane

Carl Johnson

Vernon Sattiewhite

Karl Hammond

John Fearance

Ronald Allridge

Fletcher Mann

Noble Mays

Samuel Hawkins

Billy Gardner

Jeffery Motley

Willie Williams

Clifton Russell, Jr.


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