Plaxico Burress: Inmate #09-R-3260
Whatever you're doing, it's better than what Plaxico Burress has planned.
Just for the sake of a little Friday afternoon Schadenfreude, here's the mugshot of Burress taken on his first day in the joint after being sentenced on weapons charges Tuesday. The former Giants wide receiver, you'll recall, idiotically shot himself in the leg at a Manhattan club last November.
He was sentenced to two years but he'll probably do about 20 months.
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