Pointless Crime: The Cheeseball Incident
Warning: May incite rage in the certifiably insane.
A sad chapter in Australian history has come to a close. Sarah May Ward, a former model who drove into and killed a man who threw cheeseballs at her car has been sentenced to 25 years in prison, reports the Telegraph.
A jury was told that Ward had drunk two bottles of wine and had taken cannabis, ecstasy, and valium before getting behind the wheel.
The cheeseball-throwing had been intended as a joke.
So much waste, really, in this world.
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