We have a winner: The worst political parody song of all time, done for Republican Senate hopeful Chuck DeVore, who is apparently running against Barack Obama, and with the full support of at least one Don Henley impersonator.
Gotta admit: "The Only Madoff Investment to Actually Pay Off" is a funny headline.
Odd New Depression-Proof Job Idea of the Day: hot-dog pushcart vendor in a small Texas town.
Speaking of Texas, guess which state ranks highest in Children Being Cared For By Grandparents? (New York is #4.)
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