Medical headline of the day: "Diet is Important Indicator of Health."
Or maybe you'd prefer to hear a solo on a drum kit made out of ice.
New York magazine is creeped out that the people who had sex at Plato's Retreat have since aged. Hey, kids -- it'll happen to you.
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