Random Ass-Stabbing Leaves Queens Man Bloody, Confused
We'll spare you the "better watch your ass" puns and get right to the point: there's a random ass-stabber on the loose in New York and he's already claimed one victim.
As you can see in the video above, the man in the white shirt walks up to a man in line at a deli in the Forest Hills section of Queens and repeatedly stabs him in the ass. The suspect then runs out of the store.
It makes literally no sense.
The victim -- who needed minor medical attention -- reportedly doesn't know the man who stabbed him, nor does he know why his ass was targeted.
The ass-stabber may have done time -- the stabbing resembles your average prison shanking that would make even Adebisi proud.
The ass-stabber remains on the loose.
Anyone with information about the random ass-stabbing is asked to call police.
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