Scientologist Grant Cardone to Occupy Wall Street: Get Off Your Asses!
We just can't seem to get enough of Grant Cardone, the wealthy Scientologist who starred in his own National Geographic Channel reality show, donated millions of dollars to Scientology's war chest, and did Scientology's dirty work to slime fellow church member Milton Katselas, a well known Hollywood acting coach.
Now, he has timely advice for all you crusties hanging around down at Wall Street: quit yer bitchin' and stop hassling the 1 percent!
As Cardone points out in another inspirational video, he's got no time for sitting around complaining about the economy. Why, just this past two weeks he's been hobnobbing with 1 percenters in Toronto, Halifax, Cleveland, Orlando, Chicago, and Dallas!
All of that travel apparently left Cardone feeling lyrical. At his website he posted this...well, what should we call it? Blank verse? Corporate couplets? A cry for help?
OCCUPY YOUR MIND By Grant Cardone
Occupy the same marketplace you are protesting I am busy admiring, and caressing
The 1% you blame and claim you hate Inspire me to produce, create, to never compete but to dominate.
Blaming Wall Street- Corporations and "the 1%" Won't Improve your conditions or make you solvent
America and Americans
Knock off the blame, finger pointing and the talk of conspiracy. Get back to what our ancestors taught us about, responsibility.
Protesting might bring awareness, but it won't do anything to improve your effectiveness.
Go into the marketplace, help us all create a new economy Approach success as your obligation and even your Duty.
Hear that, you whiners? Why don't you take Grant's advice. get off your butts, and go produce, produce, produce! You should be caressing those one percenters, not complaining about them.
On the other hand, Scientology tells us that we're all just going to drop these meat bodies as we reincarnate our way through the next few billion years, and our thetans (our souls, as it were) are going to experience countless boom and bust cycles as we clear the planet and the rest of the galaxy, making the cosmos safe for L. Ron Hubbard. This recession and its discontents are but a blink of an eye in the glorious onslaught of Scientology. So really, I'm not sure what the hell Cardone is going on about. Isn't there some poor schlub stuck on the Bridge that he can harass?
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Tony Ortega is the editor-in-chief of The Village Voice. Since 1995, he's been writing about Scientology at several publications.
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