Stealing a Bag of Pizza Dough When You Think It's a Bag of Money Must Be Embarrassing
Dough, not money.
This is an oops if there ever was one. Salvatore LaRosa and his accomplice had their robbery of Staten Island's Brother's Pizzeria owners all planned out. They even had masks, and guns. But unfortunately (for them), when they demanded one of their victims hand over a bag that they thought was full of money, it turned out to be full of pizza dough. The victim still resisted, however, ending up shot in the legs. LaRosa was charged on Friday and has been released on $1 million bail. We are not making any dough jokes. We are not making any dough jokes...Who's hungry? [via NYDN]
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