Stock Market's Fumblefinger Virus Infects Even the Wall Street Journal?!
"Bad trabes"? That must be the reason for the shockingly weird drop in the Dow this afternoon. The Wall Street Journal issued the above e-mail alert — the subject line is undoctored, I swear to God.
The story itself is fine. But if some fat-fingered fucker really is responsible for the market's "errant thing," maybe the same person punched the "b" instead of the "d" in the Wall Street Journal newsroom. (Or maybe it was the Taliban.)
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