Studies in Crap: Do Cats Have ESP?
Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.
Do Cats Have ESP?
Author: Jeane Dixon
Publisher: Aaron Publishing Group
Discovered at: Salvation Army
The Cover Promises: If you own this book, you own no others.
page 55, "I spoke to the cat the way one does when meeting an attractive stranger. 'Hello,' I said. 'Where did you come from? You are very beautiful. Do you understand me?' "
For 108 pages, America's most famous psychic who is not Sylvester Stallone's mom belabors the answer to a question that deserves no more than two letters. She's up against the First Rule of Crap, which is phrased, like all the crappiest things in this world, a la Foxworthy:
Your book might be crap if ... the title poses a question that any sensible person will dismiss with "No. Of course not. Why would you ask such a thing?"
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