The 10 Worse Places to Stash Your Marijuana Besides a Cop Car
Did you know that there are other places you can "stash" your marijuana besides the back a police cruiser? There are! But here are 10 places that are worse than "stashing" your Marijuana than in the back of a police car:
10. Your ass. Do you really love Marijuana so much that you need to put the "sticky icky" up your butt to save it? Can you really not get any more? If this is the case, than you have bigger problems.
9. At the DEA Headquarters. Never want to see your weed again? Give it to these guys.
8. In your Dog/Cat's ass. Do you really love Marijuana so much that you need to put the "sticky icky" up your beloved pet's butt to save it? Can you really not get any more? If this is the case, than you have bigger problems.
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Actually, know what? There are NO WORSE PLACES to stash your marijuana than the back of a cop car. This is something Edward Peterson of Jamaica, Queens should probably learn at some point, according to the New York Post. Peterson was going 65 in a 45 on a coastal highway -- ha, "high"-way -- in Delaware when he was pulled over by a state trooper. The car smells like weed, and so the cop searches it. Ensue Benny Hill-esque hijinks:
The officer found no illegal substances inside the Impala. But when he walked back to his patrol car and started to smell marijuana again, the trooper had to search on his own vehicle. The trooper forced him to get out of the patrol car and discovered that Peterson was trying to hide two bags of a leafy green substance in his seat, the state police said. The trooper confirmed that the substance was marijuana, and seized all 1.8 grams.
First of all, 1.8 grams is enough to swallow, or, I don't know, small enough to hide anywhere. That's not even an eighth! That's like, $35 of decent weed. But more suspicious is the fact that this kid wasn't able to hide less than an eighth in this trooper's car. The cop "found" the weed "stashed" in his car? Has nobody seen Super Troopers?
This is practically Super Troopers' real-life iteration. Of course, there are always other possibilities (not that we would ever suspect a state trooper of planting evidence on someone, but for the record, all kinds of marijuana fun keeps popping up in Delaware. Anyway! The lesson here is that there are way better places to stash your marijuana than a cop car. Don't do it.
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