The Eight Days of Scientology: A Christmas Carol for Our Enturbulated Times!
We thought 2008 was rough on Scientology, but this year has been even worse. So, in order to send some holiday cheer to COB* and the gang, we point you to this wonderful holiday ditty produced by the folks at Headzup.tv
*That's Scieno-slang for "Chairman of the Board", a/k/a L. Ron Hubbard's mini-me, slap-happy leader-for-life, David Miscavige.
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