The Fastest Bank Robber of All Time: 3 Brooklyn Banks, 30 Minutes Flat
We don't know if we should "Bravo!" this guy or start locking up our own cash in vaults (the Times described the suspect's non-violent rampage as a "mini-crime wave." What a title).
At the two banks that the bank baron did rob (the first and the last), the suspect - described as male, Hispanic, 5'7" and a red cap rocker - simply slipped the teller a note and was given money. Only the teller at the second bankcalled his bluff
and refused to give him money. The real question now: what did he write?! We can only imagine.
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