This May Be the Cutest, Most Dangerous Thing Ever
Because this is possibly the best thing in the world, or at least the best thing of the day, and you absolutely must watch it, here is a slow loris with an umbrella. Fact: Slow lorises will bite you given half the chance, but who cares if they have venomous poison in their teeth, or that they might poke somebody's eye out with that umbrella (so dangerous!), when they're so fucking cute? Have you ever seen anything so cute?
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