Today Is Slow News Day, Says Twitter

Today, media people of the world are sitting at their computers, scanning their Google Readers and coming up empty-handed. For, today is a Slow News Day, a holiday of sorts.

Nobody even has anything to talk about on Twitter! So they're all talking about Slow News Day.

The succinct version:

Today Is Slow News Day, Says Twitter

Well, she kind of does, though?

Today Is Slow News Day, Says Twitter

Dave Weigel is enjoying his Slow News Day.

Today Is Slow News Day, Says Twitter

It's even Slow News Day in Wales!

Today Is Slow News Day, Says Twitter

And Finland!

Today Is Slow News Day, Says Twitter

More media attention should be devoted to the Snazzy Napper.

Today Is Slow News Day, Says Twitter

Happy Slow News Day everyone. Only a few hours till the weekend! For those of you with summer Fridays, hope you're enjoying your margaritas and sandy beaches. Fuckers.


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