Today Will Be Fun: Good Morning, New York Times Readers!
If you came here from this thing, and you're visiting for the first time, I'd like to welcome you to the Village Voice on behalf of Village Voice Media, this Shady Mexican Dude Named Slim, and the rest of the Runnin' Scared staff!
Because the Times doesn't necessarily know how to work the linky-doodle machines quite as well as we might like them to, for reference: The John Carney scoop is here, the time a dick joke cost us twenty grand is here, and the first of what will inevitably be many hysterical corrections is here. More on this whole Blogger Story Thing later, so do stick around. We're wearing our Thursday best, and we'll try not to make your eyes bleed from the awesomeness to come.
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