Topless Anna Chapman Dolls for Sale, Plus Bonus Tony Hayward Doll!
It took less than a month. You can now buy your own Anna Chapman spy doll, including a bare-chested one clad in a parochial schoolgirl's skirt that pairs effortlessly with her gun. Hey, even though these dolls look almost nothing like "sexiest of spies" Anna Chapman, the hair color is a pretty good match, and you can play creepy games with them or whatever you do for far less ($29.95) than it would take to actually fly to Russia and attempt to get Anna Chapman to stand around topless in a plaid skirt for you. (Full photo after the jump.)
Then there's the super-buff blue-eyed Tony Hayward doll, which also looks nothing like the real thing, except for maybe the cheekbones and a vaguely British expression around the eyes.
If that doesn't interest you, how about a classic (bestselling!) Workout Sarah Palin, or maybe an anorexic Hillary Clinton? Thank you, Herobuilders.com
Get the This Week's Top Stories Newsletter
Every week we collect the latest news, music and arts stories — along with film and food reviews and the best things to do this week — so that you'll never miss Village Voice's biggest stories.