Tranny Clown Unsuccessful in Attempt to Rob Bank

Okay, this is getting out of hand, people. Hot on the shitkickers of Long Island's Darth Vader robber, we have a man in Pittsburgh who robbed a bank wearing a blonde lady's wig and fake boobs. And, um, "clown pants." He used a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store to hold up the bank. Also, as indicated by his so-so disguise, he was not so stealthy as Mr. Vader:

Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested Saturday.

The car was not his own. "It's not clear whether he has an attorney," reports the AP. It's also not clear whether he intended to look like a tranny clown, or it just turned out that way.

Meanwhile, the bouquet bandit, who was arrested last week, told the Daily News: "I never want to see flowers again. They're the thing that did me in."

Perhaps our clown pants criminal will say the same thing about prosthetic breasts.

[JDoll]


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