Uh, Is There a "Rihanna" Here? Some Guy Named Chris Says He's Sorry.
Wait... why are we paying attention to this? Oh, right, they're famous. The composer of Shawty Got Loose tells Rihanna, and America, that he is sorry for making her cut her hair like this, and that he wants to be "truly worthy of the term 'role model,'" though we suspect he may understand that term but imperfectly, believing it has something to do with the way one rolls.
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