Vanity, Thy Name is Author
The Times has a fun piece today about the proliferation of vanity publishing in a time when traditional publishers are struggling.
As the article points out, the vast majority of self-published books end up being purchased by no one but the author and a few family members. But that doesn't seem to stop these writers from sending us press releases every damn day of the week about their precious new works of genius.
Thought we'd share some of these for your consumption. What follows is a sample of just some of the press releases we received this very morning - we get many more every day of the week from Xlibris, which, no doubt, charges these lunkheads for the privilege.
Note the heartbreaking sincerity. The passionate belief that one's own, hitherto unheralded, life is raw material for a gripping novel. Or at least a book of poetry.
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And when you're done, imagine the life of the poor sap who has to read enough of these books to write these releases. Hey, maybe he or she ought to write a book about it - I know someone who will publish it, and then send out a press release!
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