You Have One Day Left to Ensure That New York State Isn't Taken Over by Psychopaths

You Have One Day Left to Ensure That New York State Isn't Taken Over by Psychopaths

In the evergreen words of world-renowned sociological scholar Mike Patton, WE CARE A LOT. As such, we wanted to remind you that if you have yet to register to vote, your voter registration must be postmarked by tomorrow, October 8th.

Sing along!

You can register to vote right here or if you like to have sex with barnyard animals, right here, or if you're P. Diddy and everything must be "rocked", right here, or if you don't want the government telling you that you may not have sex with barnyard animals while smoking crack cocaine whether you do it or not because it's a form of self-expression and besides not really their business, right here, or if you're the guy who likes to fart in a crowded room and then ask who did it, right here.

We try to do what we can.

[fkamer@villagevoice.com]


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