Albums |
| 1 | Times New Viking, Rip It Off Matador | Points: 10 |
| 2 | Fucked Up, The Chemistry of Common Life Matador | Points: 10 |
| 3 | Earles and Jensen, Just Farr a Laugh, Vol. 1 and 2: The Greatest Prank Phone Call Ever! Matador | Points: 10 |
| 4 | Shearwater, Rook Matador | Points: 10 |
| 5 | Matmos, Supreme Balloon Matador | Points: 10 |
| 6 | Mogwai, The Hawk Is Howling Matador | Points: 10 |
| 7 | Jay Reatard, Matador Singles '08 Matador | Points: 10 |
| 8 | Jaguar Love, Take Me to the Sea Matador | Points: 10 |
| 9 | Dead Meadow, Old Growth Matador | Points: 10 |
| 10 | Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, Real Emotional Trash Matador | Points: 10 |
Singles |
| 1 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "Knockers at Nine" Confidential Informant Records |
| 2 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "How Would You Like to Get Hit With a Boat Oar?" No Sanka No Dice Records |
| 3 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "Don't Smudge My Al Di Meola LP's" My Parrot Saw You Break Into My Boat Records |
| 4 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "That Walking **shole Is Based on Me" I'm Parked Out Front Records |
| 5 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "I'll Blog You" The Capri 120's on Your Breath Records |
| 6 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "Your Teeth Are Stuck in My Phone Book" I See You Looking Over the Newspaper |
| 7 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "Our Business Is Finished Here" My Eggs Are Soggy Records |
| 8 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "Robert B. Parker and Me" I Just Felt You Step Onto My Houseboat and I've Loaded My Shotgun Records |
| 9 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "Asleep With One Eye Open" Estranged Junkie Son Records |
| 10 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, "She Looked Like the Daughter My Ex-Wife Says I Have" That X-Mas Present Is Ticking Records |