Which world is scarier? The one so angsty and dysfunctional that its kids grow up to be Eminem and let us know what a nation of Jerry Springer guests is really thinking and its crystal-meth-addled metal youth put on masks and jumpsuits to channel their anger into smackdown rock called Slipknot? Or the one so Old Navy-ad angst-anemic that the kids form bands that sound like nobody's ever heard of Slayer and think... More >>>