A couple years back, Jonathan Richman released a song called "You Can Have a Cell Phone That's OK But Not Me." It is, like most of his songs—"Our Party Will Be On the Beach Tonight," "Give Paris One More Chance," "True Love Is Not Nice," "I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar"—fairly self-explanatory. Here he is, onstage at the Music Hall of Williamsburg Friday evening, first of a three-night V-Day weekend stand, singing it, driving home his utter unreachability, to rampant audience delight, reaching us by refusing to... More >>>