It's not often that Big Sister graces the Right Coast with her presence—what with all the de rigueur meditating and Visual Basic programming hours your average Californian must put in. Young Spartos, on the other hand, has no time for psychic friends and New Age frivolities. Besides, it's nigh impossible to get a good martini at the local sweat lodge! This holiday season, Spartos plots to take Big Sis on a tippling tour that'll shock her chakras and make her swear off... More >>>