Chapter Two in the chronicles of Perdita Woo, a crybaby with the constitution of a prune and a cat named Seymour Hersh: On January 3, Perdita was jilted by Carnold Carbuckle, a hot tub vendor with prominent nose hairs. "Carbuckle, you rat fink," she thundered. "I shall never love again." Then Perdita phoned her friend Minerva McNamara and asked to meet for... More >>>