At glamorous movie premieres, you stand out in the cold as some power-crazed doorman tells you to "step the fuck back," advice you ignore, pushing into the theater to pick up your ticket so you can horizontalize your ass and wait an hour as they look for a V.I.P. seat for Naomi Campbell. It's so gala! But it's still worth it to schmooze with edited-out cast members, choke on free popcorn, and even... More >>>