It's a typical day, more or less, in the world of fabulously wealthy Svetlana and Antonio Peters. The Catholic Church has merged with the Baptists ("They had to do something after that scandal in Boston"). Lenaeria, the amnesiac pilot's half-sister, is physically consuming objets d'art (having eaten three Schnabels, she complains that they're "tasteless"). And everybody's hunting for that 500-year-old relic, the head of Count Wilfred Pocahanta-Garbanzca, with which sinister Mrs. Treadwell just escaped in a stolen Subaru, trailing a U-Haul... More >>>