Like a 19th-century matron aquiver with philanthropic zeal, her coach and four set to trot downtown for a tenement tour, Laura Bush has let slip of late that she's thinking about a trip to Afghanistan. It was after all, in part, the first lady's tender sentiments that lent her husband's first war a gauzy veil of humanitarian goodwill. We dropped all those bombs, don't you know, to liberate the burka'd lasses from Kandahar to Kunduz, and that's why we're still so... More >>>