You know those wanky blowhards who like to plug in and DESTROY™ at Guitar Center? They sound like this: "wheedle-eee-wheedle-eee-wheeedle-eee-wah," which translates into English as: "I've not gotten laid by anyone other than myself in a long time, possibly forever, but look at this nice Stratocaster." Damien Paris's showy, unbridled guitaring has a bit of this... More >>>