Fresh from a successful metrosexual operation is Uncle Kracker, Kid Rock's filial bro whose career ambition has gone from trailing Mr. Rock to the bottom of a tallboy to courting wannabe with-it country-radio PD's like a door-to-door vacuum salesman. The place where grown men behave like boys pretending to be grown men, the Triple-A universe of stations that go by handles like the River and the Wolf encourages knee-slapping—not Cristal-soaked oblivion, not blood-stained repose, just G-rated good timin' (in leather now, not denim). Tatt-covered and resplendent in his new sartorial slickery, Uncle Kracker is about as avuncular as Auntie Mame. And... More >>>