You know that girl Charlotte? Her mom, like, died, and it's so tragic, 'cause she was really really pretty. Anyway at first Charlotte freaked out, but now she's decided she won't ever be hurt again if she just makes everyone love her and think she's totally hot. Her idol is Helen of Troy—you know, that Greek chick who was so beautiful people went to war over her and who, like, thrived on the... More >>>