Singling out the absolute worst Billy Joel song of all time is difficult work. For one thing, you have to listen to a whole bunch of Billy Joel songs: Over the past 35 years the Long Island schlockmeister—now in the midst of an 11-show, three-month stand at Madison Square Garden—has sold somewhere in the vicinity of 100 million albums. And though that figure includes roughly 21 million copies of his 1985 greatest-hits set, it also comprises sales of lots of other records. So there's quite a bit of competition for the worst-ever distinction, much more than for the best-ever honor. (That's a two-horse race: "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" versus "Only the... More >>>