The best line heard at Duvet recently: "What did I promise you again—a blowjob or a palm reading?" The most memorable utterance heard at Beige: "Is Happy Valley still good? I haven't been there since a creature with tits and a penis sucked a whiskey bottle into her ass." The most choice comment at Happy Valley, as a drunken girl was being dragged out by security: "It must be because she's wearing a tube top." The juiciest nugget played by... More >>>